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Well, I must thank my Yankee mate FF&F by nominating me for the auspicious ROAR Award, adding even more to my work load as part of the award is to share three of my treasured writing tips and then to name five other bloggers who I think are worthy of this award. Yeah thanks FF&F…. lol.

1. OK, as for my tips I would say that the most important tip I can give to all bloggers is to do with grammar and punctuation. If you do not take the time to check your grammar, spelling and punctuation then don’t expect reader to give your blog a second look.

2. Make the post as interesting as possible and where possible try to invite comment and if you are lucky enough to get a comment then make sure you reply.

3. Try to use the right keywords so that your post has more of chance of appearing in search engines.

No to suck in, uh I mean nominate five other bloggers to receive this award.

Huttriver a blogger of some renown, especially if it has anything to do with NZ his homeland or worthy world news.

Tottie an Aussie mate who has a way with words and will definitely have some worthy writing tips to part with.

Wordvixen who is not afraid to say how it is and is into all things Squidoo

Gracepub is experienced in writing and helping others to achiever their writing dreams and how to do it profitably online.

Finally Manodogs who has a vast knowledge of blogs and all thing cyberspace. I am sure he also can share some vital writing tips.

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I did a post not that long ago about increasing the speed of your computer by adding extra memory and how easy it was to get the right memory for each individual computer. Even so I was a little worried that perhaps I hadn’t explained myself succinctly enough and so I am hoping that this link to Dell Memory as an example to those with Dell computer systems would show people how easy it is to search for the right memory. Don’t worry if your computer isn’t a Dell, just select the computer manufacturer that suits your situation.

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I love it when I get jokes in the email because it gives me a good laugh and the opportunity to do a post on it on one of my blogs. I received this one today and I hope you guys enjoy it as much as I did. Feel free to link to this post so that your friends can enjoy it as well.

Men strike back!

How many men does it take to open a beer?

None. It should be opened when she brings it.
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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?

Because a woman who can’t even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
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Why do women have smaller feet than men?

It’s one of those “evolutionary things” that allows
Them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.

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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?

When she starts a sentence with “A man once told me…“
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How do you fix a woman’s watch?

You don’t. There is a clock on the oven.
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Why do men pass gas more than women?

Because women can’t shut up long enough to
Build up the required pressure.
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?

The dog, of course. He’ll shut up once you let him in.
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What’s worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?

A woman who won’t do what she’s told.
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I married a Miss Right.

I just didn’t know her first name was Always.
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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman’s sex drive by 90%.

It’s called a Wedding Cake.
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Why do men die before their wives?

They want to.
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Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
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In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
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If your computer is running slow and you have done all the virus and spybot scanning and pissed off all the suspected culprits only to find that it hasn’t improved the speed all that much, perhaps it’s because what you really need is some extra computer memory. Now don’t fret none because getting a bit more memory is as easy as going to MemoryStore.com.

Finding the right one is relatively simple as well. If you know the part # then do a part# search, or you can do a manual search using the manufacturer as a the criteria or if you have absolutely no idea then the Auto Search using the Memory Wizard is just for you. I know that once I added extra memory to my computer it increased it’s speed by heaps.

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As this post is about to present you with a great potential for making more money with your blog or website, I want you to read it carefully because it could turn out to be your best ever income generator. The opportunity presented by Pay Per Play will rock your socks Off! We all know by now that Agloco turned out to be a flop but who cares, it had great potential which didn’t pan out and we all learned a lot from the ride and best of all the lesson was free.

What I am about to offer you is another way to earn a substantial passive income from your blogs or websites, and the best thing is it won’t cost you a cent to join. This is most likely going to make the biggest ever impact in the Internet Marketing Industry and all you have to do is enter some code into your website or blog.

Once the code is up every time a visitor visits your blog or website you will get paid! That’s right, every time and unlike Adsense or other ad revenue scheme they don’t even have to click on anything. I want this to sink in so I will say it again. With this code on your page you will earn something every time your page gets a visit from some surfer and they do not have to click on a thing.

Rather than me go into the whole spiel I highly recommend that you watch the Pay Per Play Opportunity presentation. Once you are a member I urge you to recruit others as not only will you earn by their efforts it will generate even more interest and the more interest we can generate then more advertisers will see the potential then the more we can all earn.

If you want to learn a lot more about Pay Per Play click this link or if you want to skip all the BS and go straight to the sign on page, simply click this link!

Whatever you do, make sure you take the time to check this out, and keep in mind that it is free. Why is it free? Because like Google they need us to help them display their ads and hopefully unlike Google they will be fairer to those of us who helped them get on the Net.

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I know from experience that there are many guys, such as myself, who hate to shop and so dread the drama involved in such things as shopping for wedding rings! Well guys, take it from me, I have found the perfect solution. Convince your wife to be to do it all online at wedding-band-ring.com!

I can see many of you guys shaking at the knees at the thought of trying to convince the woman in your lives to shop for such an important occasion online but I’m telling you that if you can just get them to have a peek at some of the rings on the homepage they will actually thank you for it.

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Well, maybe it isn’t bigger than Texas, but Anna Creek Station is definitely the biggest cattle station in the world. It covers an area of 34,000 sq. kms or 6 million acres. This is remarkable when you consider that the largest American cattle station is only 3,000 sq. kms. Keeping this in mind, it’s probably where the following conversation took place.

A Texan in Australia A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking. The Aussie shows off his big wheat field and the Texan says, “Oh! We have wheat fields that are at least twice as large”.

Then they walk around the ranch a little, and the Aussie shows off his herd of cattle. The Texan immediately says, ” We have longhorns that are at least twice as large as your cows”.

The conversation has, meanwhile, almost died when the Texan sees a herd of kangaroos hopping through the field. He asks, “And what are those”? The Aussie replies with an incredulous look,
“Don’t you have any grasshoppers in Texas”?

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There are probably a lot of parents of kids with cerebral palsy who are wondering why it is that their child has been afflicted with this condition. Some of these parents may even have suspicion that the condition was brought on by some sort of medical malpractice but do not know what to do about it. Strangely enough there is a firm, Janet Jenner & Suggs at cerebral-palsy-injury.com who deal with just these types of cases, perhaps they can be of help.

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