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I have heard of many parents who decide to give their kids weird and wonderful parents but I never thought I hear of one who gave their baby a py-thon as a pet, at least until today.

This video takes place in the Kandal province of Cambodia and is of a seven-year-old boy, Koun Samang, who is playing with pet since birth, a giant py-thon. Although they are the same age this thing could easily have Koun as a snack. I know it seems like he is enjoying himself but seeing him playing with this reptile just gives me the heebie jeebies.

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Christmas is around the corner and let’s face it, unless you have some rich relative, you are most likely not going to get a sharp HDTV for a present. That is no reason why you shouldn’t buy yourself one though is it? Heck, you’ve worked hard all year so why shouldn’t you treat yourself, and I bet your family will love you for it as well.the thing is there are so many types and sizes of TV’s out there and the last thing you want to do is to waste time money and petrol by visiting all those sales person infested electronics store. You could also waste hours on the Internet surfing all those thousands of sites, each promising you something that you aren’t really interested in, or you can go to krillion.com for that truly one stop shop. Go on, make your Christmas and go and treat yourself this holiday season. This Is A Sponsored Post

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How lucky am I, not only to be noticed by this beautiful and sexy young Italian lady but to also be fortunate enough to win the following Blogging Award.

Thank-you so much Hanna for thinking of me. :)For those of you who do not know this spunky lady, she is a poet, artist and blogger extraordinaire and I am proud to display this award that she so graciously presented to her favourite bloggers. Ah, if I was single and 20 years younger. Oh, what was the award for? It was for excellence and to show her appreciation to the bloggers that helped her to get to where she is.

The other fortunate bloggers who also won an award include:

1. ArouetVoltaire
2. Traffyk
3. SantaClaus
4. Colin
5. BillyWarhol
6. BLOGSIRE
7. AndreaMicheloni
8. Sandee
9. EnzoRasi
10. MAXincontri
11. DarioD’Angelo
12. Cooper
13. ZubliZainordin
14. Assasino
15. JTChandler
16. Marco Giusti
17. JonChow
18. Mauro
19. Salva
20. DanHanosh
21. AleX2000
22. EIOchemipensavo
23. L’AgoràdelRockPoeta
24. Maxanima
25. Aslan
26. BlogCave
27. MaestroAlberto
28. mdplab
29. Dani
30. EvNucci

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Now, I don’t know how true this is but apparently, because of all that is going on in Kuwait, the roles of woman have changed completely. This is how I heard the story.

A prominent journalist had filed a report on gender roles in Kuwait some years prior to the first Gulf War. She had noted at the time that in traditional Islamic fashion the women used to walk a few paces behind their husbands.  After returning to Kuwait recently she observed that the men now walked several paces behind the wives. She was shocked and went up to a Kuwaiti woman to see if she could get an explanation for the change of custom.

“This is marvellous,” she says to the woman, “why is it that women now get to walk in front of the men?”

To which the Kuwaiti woman replied, “Land mines.”

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I just don’t believe it! Here I am willing to give away fifty bucks and people just aren’t interested. I know they are not interested because no-one is joining my games site to attempt to win the prize and not only is it easy to join, it’s absolutely FREE with no strings attached. As a member you can select your own avatar, have access to all games, chat room, submit articles, post in the forum and if you beat my PacMan score I will deposit $50US into your PayPal account.

You can interact with other members, have complete control over how the site looks, at the moment I am running a Christmas Theme to get in the spirit of the up an coming holiday season, and the forum has a section just for bloggers. I will also be adding WordPress plugins for members to download.

So come on guys why aren’t you joining? Is it because you don’t know the answer to the question “Who is the King of Rock And Roll” which is there to confuse the SpamBots? Hell the answer to that is easy, it’s Elvis. So make my day and join up. I’ll even prepared to take on ideas on how to improve the site.

Contest Now Over

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It’s election day today and naturally someone sent me an email that completely fit the bill as it’s all about the ear wax eating Rudd and his unionist off sider Julia Gillard. 

Kevin Rudd called Julia Gillard into his office one day and said, “Julia I have a great idea! We are going to go all out to win the
country voters.”“Good idea Opposition Leader, how will we go about it?” said Julia.

“Well,” said Rudd,” we’ll get ourselves one of those Driza Bone coats, some RM Williams boots, a stick and an Akubra hat. Oh and a blue cattle dog.

  Then we’ll really look the part. We’ll go to a typical old outback country pub, we’ll show we really enjoy the bush.”

“Right ,” said Julia.

Days later, all kitted out and with the requisite blue heeler, they set  off from Canberra in a westerly direction.
Eventually they arrived at just the place they were looking for and found a typical outback pub. Walked in with the dog and up to the bar.

“G, day mate,” said Rudd, to the bartender, “two middies of your best  beer.”

“Good afternoon Opposition Leader,” said the bartender, “two middies of  our best coming up”.

Gillard and Rudd stood leaning on the bar drinking their beer and chatting, nodding now and again to those who came into the bar for a drink.  The dog lay quietly at their feet.

All of a sudden, the door from the adjacent bar opened and in came a grizzled old stockman, complete with stockwhip.
He walked up to the cattle dog, lifted its tail with the whip and looked underneath, shrugged his shoulders and walked back to the other bar.

A few moments later, in came another old stockman with his whip. He walked up to the dog and lifted its tail, looked underneath, scratched his head and went back to the other bar.
Over the course of the next hour or so another four or five stockmen came in and lifted the dogs tail and went away looking puzzled.

Eventually, Rudd and Gillard could stand it no longer and called the barman over.

“Tell me,” said Rudd, “why did all those old stockmen come in and look under the dog’s tail like that?   Is it an old outback custom?”

”Strewth no!” said the barman. “It’s just that someone went ‘n told ‘em there was a cattle dog in this bar with two arseholes

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This is a question I was asking myself after rumors that the huge PR drop that many blogs experienced was due to bloggers doing paid posts. Now we all know that Google loves informative blogs and that for many blogs to be informative they will normally link to other sites of interest. So the question is how does Google determine which links are paid links and which are not.

My theory is that GoogleBots, which are only as bright as the script that instruct them, have been programmed to look for tags such as the “Sponsored PayPerPost” tags at the end of sponsored posts. I reckon if you remove these tags Google will no longer be able to tell that they are paid posts. To test my theory I have removed all the tags on this blog while leaving all the tags on my WellBlogMe blog as they both had the same PR. Ig I am correct the PR on this blog will go up while the other one won’t.

Now all I need do is sit and wait.

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Wishing that you can find that special Christmas present for that person who has everything? Well if you have a spare $2 million dollars handy, perhaps you would like to buy this solid gold Santa. He doesn’t do anything, not even a Ho Ho Ho, but he will look great on the mantle piece.

The statue is about 41-centimeter tall and carries a gold bag made of fine gold wire which is full of gold toys, and Santa even sports a diamond (23 of them) encrusted belt. They are willing to take orders for anyone who is interested. Could this be you?

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When I first started this blog I used the default permalink structure which gave me the following type of link http://www.blogsire.com/SBizzTech/?p=123 which is all well and good but it does not help in attaining a high PR and is also a veritable pain in the arse when trying to work out which post the link is pointing to. I thought about changing the permalink structure within wordpress hoping that it would only take effect from any new posts. Unfortunately it meant that all pages indexed by search engines would become invalid and I would also lose all those links that were already linking to me.

I thought my only solution would be a plugin and after a long search I found Permalinks Migration Plugin For Wordpress which turned out to be perfect. What the plugin does is it allows you to change your permalink and activates what is called a “301 Redirect”, which tells the search engines that your pages have moved and redirects them to your new page so that there is no loss of traffic and a greater potential for a higher pagerank.

Installation is simple but configuration was a bit of a pain simply because I used the default Wordpress setting and there was no instructions as to what code to insert when using the default setting.

Once you have downloaded the file, you upload it to your plugin directory then;

1. Goto admin panel->options->PermalinksMigration.set the old permanlink structure of your site. If you use the default setting enter this code as I did enter  /%post_id%/
2. Goto admin panel->options->Permalinks.change the new permalink structure to what you want. (I use /%category%/%postname%/)
3. That’s about it. I hope it works for you.

Now all I have to do is sit back and enjoy the new permalink structure.

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A salesman was driving down this deserted stretch of road when notices a sign saying, “Sisters Of Mercy House Of Prostitution - 10km”

He figures he’s just tired and that he was seeing things, but a little further down the road he sees another sign, “Sisters Of Mercy House Of Prostitution - 5km”.

This time he realizes that the signs must be for real and when he drives past the next one saying, “Sisters Of Mercy House Of Prostitution - Next turn on the left”, he decides to check it out.

He pulls into the driveway and parks in the car park near an old stone building with the sign, “Sisters Of Mercy”. He climbs up the stairs and knocks on the door and a nun answers.

“What may we do for you my son?”

“I saw your sign down the road and I was wondering if we could do some business,” he says.

“Very well my son, please follow me”.

He is lead through so many passages that he becomes disorientated, but finally the nun stops and tells the man to knock on the door. The man complies and another nun opens the door, but this one is holding a tin cup. She tells the guy to put $50 into the cup and then tells him to go a large wooden door at the end of the hallway.

He puts the $50 into the cup and moves off eagerly towards the end of the hall. He opens the door and slips through closing it behind him until he hears it lock. He turns around and finds himself in the car park facing another sigh that says, “You Have Just Been Screwed By The Sisters Of Mercy”.

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