BlogSire

~~~
There I was sun baking on the warm sands of the lovely Jamaican beach when all of a sudden I perceived a shadow as the sun was blocked out. I opened my eyes only to see the most beautifully tanned goddess smiling at me. She offered me a hand and as I stood she leaned in close and whispered in my ear asking if I would like her to show me the beautiful island of Jamaica. I could not believe my luck and naturally said yes. Once again she smiled and then gave me a lingering kiss leaving me to wonder how this day would end.As we walked she spoke with pride about the history of the island and how Columbus called it the “the fairest isle mine eyes ever beheld.” I on the other hand found it hard to concentrate as she walked so closely beside me, her sweet smell forever in my nostrils. Time passed quickly and she then started to talk about the nightlife in Jamaica and I couldn’t help thinking “now you are talking” when all of a sudden I felt a sharp pain on the back of my head. it was the slap from my boss who brought me to my senses as I had fallen asleep on my desk my monitor showing a picture of a beautiful Jamaican beach.

This Is A Sponsored Post

If you liked this post, please buy me a beer!

Rate this:

2.9

I just love Aussie jokes and so I am always on the lookout for them. A lot of the times I get one in an email from friends who know my love for them. This joke is from one of my work mates. For those of you not familiar with Aussie slang, a chook is a chicken of the feathered variety.

A motorist was driving quietly along the road when, suddenly, his eyes goggled as, believe it or not, he espied a three-legged chook running beside him. It suddenly made a right hand turn, heading up a side track towards a nearby farm house. Intrigued, the motorist decided to follow the chook. At the end of the track, he met a farmer leaning on a gate.

The motorist said, “You probably won?t believe this, but I reckon I saw a three-legged chook running this way.”

The farmer was nonchalant in response. “Yep, we breed them here.”

“But why?” asked the motorist.

“Well, you see, I like a leg, my wife likes a leg, and me son likes a leg.”

“And what do they taste like?”

“Dunno”, replied the farmer, “No one can catch the little bastards.”

If you liked this post, please buy me a beer!

Rate this:

2.9

A mate came up to me the other day and asked me what I would be doing this summer. Well, not much unless I can get me some sort of secured loans. Once I had that organized I would build a big pool in the back yard complete with jacuzzi and then I would invite a whole heap of sexy chicks over. If he was good I might invite him also!Getting loans these days is pretty easy but I am not going to fall into the trap that many people do, and that is where they borrow more than they can afford. This is just silly and is sure to lead them into strife. The best thing to do is to shop around for cheap loans because you would be crazy to pay more than you have to. Yep, that pool is looking pretty good right now. All I have to do is convince my wife to let me invite all the bathing beauties.

This Is A Sponsored Post

If you liked this post, please buy me a beer!

Rate this:

2.9